Please show your work below and don’t copy anyone’s answers. Ready… and … begin:
1. Parenthood is ___________________.
2. The coolest party favor I ever gave out/received was ___________.
3. At 4:30 p.m. on a weekday, I usually want to ___________________.
4. Walking past Hollister freaks out all five of my senses because _________________.
5. The man who gushed about my “beautiful baby boy” at the mall did not get me to sign Alexa up at his shady modeling agency because ______________.
6. Clowns are ____________________.
7. The age when my son will tell me to f-ck off when I try to kiss his tushy is ________.
8. I should get the __________________ video camera as a replacement for the one that disappeared in Florida.
9. Although it’s great exercise, pole-dancing is not an “ideal” way to make supplemental income for your family because __________________.
10. You’re still reading this because ____________________.